"We would literally play any show. We’d end up in a town and our show was canceled, or we’d have three days off.”

allkillernofiller:

Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

highschool-marsupial:

I posted a cover of blackbird by the beatles and you can watch it here if you wanna

hey my friend is scary talented pls watch 

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insightful reviews of blue rabbits fucking

tays milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
Anonymous

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says the one named dracula

tricky-stump:

panicdiscoes:

tricky-stump:

i love this lyric so much. it’s so powerful and meaningful.

what is it

everything in this jungle wanna eat you, baby

i can’t blame them becaUSE YOU LOOK SO FINE

I wanT TO GIVE YOU SEXUAL RABIES

GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET SWEET MONKEY VAGINE

thouGH i wannA PUT YOUR PELVIS IN TRACTION

ON PANDORA THE MAIN ATTRACTION IS

BLU e  RAB bi t S  FU ckI N G